10 Things I've learnt after watching "Underworld: Evolution"

10 Things I've learnt after watching "Underworld: Evolution"

Long overdue post.
Not that long actually, since it was supposed to be up on Thursday night.
But hey, its up, so its up.

No?

Anyway, here goes:

10 Things I've learnt after watching "Underworld: Evolution"

1. If someone of a higher rank tells you that they are not going to hurt your relative. They will. And they will use their rank to make you shut the f**k up.

2. If you are embarking on a mad scheme to murder a master vampire who is like 10,589 times stronger than you, double check that he/she is a free frag first. Don't ASSUME that the bugger is sleeping in his coffin when there is a cock-dead, bleeding body just above the damn coffin. The blood can flow in and rejuvenate him/her leh....

3. If someone(a vampire preferably) tells you that you should drink blood and not eat normal food, and you kena-ed bitten by a vampire. Listen to that person. No point wasting money on the famn food, gorge yourself, and proceed to have violent reactions and puke everything out. In the end you waste $ then still have to drink blood, so a bit no point right...

4. If you are chasing someone who can jump OVER a car, get shot and still continues to run, then stop the pursuit and go drink kopi and have a smoke. Since you won't be able to capture him anyway.

5. It takes around 3 vampires on average to kick the shit out of 1 lycan(werewold) but if you are the lead actress, you just need a knife roughly the same size as Berd's Anaconda (roughly lah..). Oh, and remember that a good solid throw at a rampaging lycan with the stick of a knife can do the trick liao.

6. If your former master comes to you for information. Save yourself the trouble, the time and the pain and give him what he needs. Don't act blur. No use one.

7. Positioning is very important. Especially in a 1v1 Death-match. Try standing with your back facing spinning copter blades and see if you will suvive. The answer is NO. You will DIE COCK STANDING.

8. Bad guys never gets trapped in a movie. Example: Falling door will be jammed by a bunch of rocks that will HAPPEN to be there to ensure a slit or something for the abovementioned villian to find a way out and carry on his devious plan.

9. Hybrids are powerful and somewhat invincible. Don't belive? Gohan in Drangonball Z is a mix between Saiya and Human. Strong or not? The Urah-Hais(dunno how the f**k to spell it) in LOTR a mix between orcs and somethings, also damn solid. Ah, one more. Blade. Mx of vampire and human. Strong or not?

10. Kate Beckinsale looks good in and out of leather. Period.

And that's all for today folks.
Till the next time,
and the next movie.