10 Things I've learnt after watching "The Hills have Eyes"

10 Things I've learnt after watching "The Hills have Eyes"

Was deciding on what show to watch with the missus 2 days back. Wait. Yah. 2 days. Since its technical Sat now.
Anyway, was deciding on what show to catch at Lido on a lazy Thursday afternoon and the choice for that day?

The Hills have Eyes. *the poster read: The lucky ones die first(or something like that...)

And at the end of the show, here's some lessons I've learnt...

10 Things I've learnt after watching "The Hills have Eyes"

1. If someone at a damn lok kok(ie: run-down) gas station and that someone looks kinda sleazy, filthy and erm... generally those kind of people that can't be trusted, do not. And I repeat. DO NOT gay kiang(ie: act smart) and listen to them telling you of a 'shortcut' that cuts through some mountain or desert or some shit that is not on the map. There's a reason why that certain path is not on the map.

2. If you are stranded in the middle of nowhere, STICK TOGETHER. Don't one person go here, the other person go there. Skali someone/something wanna kill you all, they save the extra step of planning how to pick you all off one by one since the group is really dispersed. Unity is strength leh...

3. Pack guns when you travel(provided its legal lah). You won't know when they're gonna come in handy.

4. Even if you are running for your life, at least check out the car to see if there's anyone in the backseat. Cos by the time you find out, its only cos you are locked in the car with someone breathing down your neck. Literally.

5. Even if there is a diversion outside(ie: someone is getting burnt on a stake), do a check of your immediate surroundings(ie: the caravan that you are in) to make sure that everyone and everything is in place and that there are no intruders. No point rushing to the diversion only to leave your backside unguarded.

6. When you want to chop someone's head off. JUST DO IT. Don't action action what use the axe to brush his/her hair, beh deh beh deh(another term for action action) take a few mock swings. SAVE IT. You're just giving the intended victim time to formulate plan/regain energy etc etc. And in the end, you are probably gonna be the headless bugger.

7. Some things are invincible. Like spectacles for example. Put these specs on me, I give 1x good and solid header, the damn specs will fly halfway to China. Put these specs on the guy in the movie and they will stick to the head even if the bugger is thrown THROUGH a wall.

8. No matter how much blood you lose in the show, you can and WILL still be able to carry on moving.

9. Don't toe poke someone you shot and assume he/she is dead. Shoot the bugger in the head, then you no need to toe poke liao, cos CONFIRM die one. Oh, and carry your gun with you at ALL TIMES. Leaving it beside a body whose head is still intact and your only 'confirmation' of his/her death is by the toe-poke method. You never know when the 'body' will get up and point the gun at you.

10. Have a dog. A big scary one. That way, you can save on ammo since your pet will more than able to help you finish off some of them. On second thoughts, have something like a lion or a tiger as a pet instead. More sense of security.

And here you go. Lessons for me and everyone bored enough to read to the end of this post.

PS: Don't watch the damn show unless you are feeling rich and in the mood for blood and gory.

PPS: Some spoilers revealed. Wahahahahaahahhaha!!! Song Bo?!?!?!?!