Operation MHK Day 1: Introducing........

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Before we get to the MHK(Macau + Hong Kong) trip proper, I feel that it's only right to introduce the main cast of the show, namely, us.

Without further ado, let us unveil the mystery surrounding these larger than life characters, in order of their arrival timing @ the Budget Terminal............

First up, our very own Aussie-based Stinkaporean:

Name: James
Alias: Cool Snake (he's cool, but rather serpentine in nature......), White B*stard (a legacy from our FDS days, credit to Ang Kong for coining this term...), Jamesy Boi
Traits: Able to speak Chinese like an Ang Moh. Keeping cool @ all times. Credited for being the first guy to call me a moron & slapping me, without offending me. Extremely homophobic.
Time of arrival: 0530 (thereabouts...)


Name: Kevin Wee
Alias: Batman, Wee Wee, Drug Addict (another term coined during the FDS days, by whom I have absolutely no friggin' idea)
Traits: Being blind as a bat. Sprouting random quotes at the most unexpected times. Able to make any normal situation hilarious with his boo boo antics.
Time of arrival: 0800 (thereabouts...)

Name: Hongni
Alias: Alvin, Mr Horny
Traits: Able to converse in several languages, one of which is Vietnamese (in broken phrases, mainly focusing on the subtle variations of vulgarities). Nose will turn RED and STAY red if conditions are not right. Have balls to try Smelly Beancurd. Bear slight resemblance to Ekin Cheng (if he combs his hair with center parting)
Time of arrival: Uber late. 0820 (thereabouts...)

Name: Charmaine
Alias: Mrs Hongni, Da Sao
Traits: Able to tahan all our nonsense. The only lady I know who can probably kick my arse in WoW if I ever play. Penchant for soft toys and cutesy stuff.
Time of arrival: Same as above. 0820 (thereabouts...)

& how can I forget this lady.....

Name: Veronica
Alias: Veron, Big Baby Boo*, Sweetheart*
*these terms apply for me only, muhahahahahhahaha!!!!
Traits: Ability to make me do silly things and take pictures in weird poses. Uncanny telepathy with me. Doesn't like to eat tofu. Oh, and is the sole (un)lucky receipent of my love.
Time of arrival: 0730 (thereabouts...)

Last but not least...
Name: Tim Juan
Alias: Tim, Timmy~~~, Savage Dog, Moron (as coined by James), Big Baby Babi Bubs (as coined by the missus)
Traits: Able to follow street signs and still end up lost. Cam-whore. The other cast member along with Hongni to try Smelly Beancurd. Part-time translator (for Cantonese). Love BBB to bits.
Time of arrival: 0730 (thereabouts...)

The stage is set.
The cast has been introduced.
For more of their(mis)adventures and mishaps, stay tune.

Us. Leaving on a Jet(star) plane......

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