Same Starry Sky, Different Night...

Same Starry Sky, Different Night...

The same starry starry sky, but what a different night it was.

Different,
different...

Oh yeah....

Oh yeah....

1 reason why handphone cameras should be outlawed: KNNBCCB

Nabei, ik you good... take such good picture of lim bei when I was in Lala-land.
But thanks for the artistic angle that exposed to the world that I have big balls. :)

Taking a break from mugging.
Yesh, it's true. Have to mug for tomorrow's PS 2246: Globalization since

1. Dunno what I got for the essay
2. Dunno what the module is about since I have never attended a SINGLE lecture
3. Dunno what the topics are since the tutor DUN HAVE lecture slides
4. Dunno what might happen since I not cha bor(read: gal) therefore I'll be graded for what was written for the exams instead of the length of my skirt.

Yesh. I have to study.
And I realised that I can only understand the first 2 readings. The next few I catch no balls.
Speaking of readings, this was what happened in the afternoon for those who dunno this story...

Over MSN...

me: Hey boss, how to study for globalization ah? got no notes leh....

B: What you mean? Got course pack leh

me: ...... okok I rushin down to school to get liao, ttyl

me(offline)

*Can't reproduce this in the typical MSN format cos I was using the gamin.. I mean my bro's PC this afternoon.

30 min later, at Co-op...

me: erm, auntie ah, still got sell coursepack or not?

Auntie passes me a list

me: er... gimme a while ah.

me digs out phone, pressed 2 and dialled.

me: hoi boss, you know the module code for globalization? Cos i buying the course packs...

xb: gimme a while i check (hangs up)

3 min ltr

xb: PS 2246, you buying now ah?

me: yah, i help you get one first, later pass to you

xb: okok i coming to school later. (hangs up)

me: er auntie ah, can i have this coursepack? (points to PS 2246)

auntie: orh this one ah, need to order one.

me: so when can collect?

auntie: tomorrow lor!

me: ..... but my exam tomorrow, can get it by today?!?!?!

auntie: hm.. can lah, you come back by 5 lah. What happened? Lost yours ah?

me: Eh? No lah, today then I know I got course pack for this module.

auntie: ....... *stunned silence

me: Oh yah, can I have 2 sets?

auntie: ....
*at this point of time I can see she was quite shocked, and amused. Cos she looks like she's trying damn f**kin hard not to laugh. But what can you expect? I rock.

Some of the people I told the story to were quite erm, surprised to find out the extent of my erm... passion to studies?
Song bo~~~~~

What will be will be....

What will be will be....

Sometimes, I do wonder about the truth behind this logic,
that what will be, will be.

Had a less than pleasant evening tonight.
Too many things undone, too many things unsaid.
Studies took a seat so far back, its probably out of the picture now.

Can't get anything in now.
Or later.
Or... I dunno. Tomorrow?

Tiredhungryedgyguiltyangrylazysleepycornyloonycrazymoodyangsty all rolled into one.

Ah F**k, What will be will be...

A MSN conversation. With a twist...

A MSN conversation. With a twist...


Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
btw
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
guess where i am nw
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
kekekeeke
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
noooooo
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
XXX?
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
nope
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
im at hme
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
but im in the toilet
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
.....
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
for fuck
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
SO IM SHITTIN AND TOKIN TO U ON MSN
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
SONG BO!!!!!!
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
wahhahaahaha
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
ASS
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
why thank you
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
mebbe i should blog abt tis
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
any last words?
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
i need my asshat
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
ok end of sentence
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
for wat?
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
stench resistance
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
why thank you
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
btw, this is gg to appear in my blog yah
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
kekekeke
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
:)
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
SONG BO!!!!
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
...u prick
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
ahahahahaahahaha
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
my aim in life is to irritate the shit out of u, speakin of which, one jus dropped
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
:p
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
well done.
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
lol
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
hope your shit gets stuck in your rectum
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
nah, all's out
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
and you constipate
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
sigh i need a rocco
need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
hows the feeling of having some but cannot utilise?
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
hahah
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
damn
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
it sucks
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
:(
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
hahahah
i need a Helm of Concentration: slight distraction resistance. And a Laser Scanner Eye: +10 damage against readings. says:
SONG BO
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
no
Timmy: Lazy Weekend... says:
u bitch

Oops.
Maybe I should've put a disclaimer at the beginning that this post is gonna get somewhat, hm... filthy?

Oh golly, it's the exams...

Oh golly, it's the exams...

Right.
The exams are around the corner again.
Wait, I think started liao, since the missus jus had a paper yesterday, plus one comin along today.

Mine's starting on Tue.
And guess what, I have not started on anything yet.
Yups.
I HAVE NOT STARTED ON ANYTHING YET.
Well, if arranging notes and reading a few slides before realizing that KOL is more enticing, or Dota is more interesting, with a couple of hours spent reading novels, watching Amercian Idol(watch this season one, I think this batch is one of the best I've seen) and what nots.
Studying has never been more difficult for me, considering that this is the last sem before I have no more studying left.
Barring a buang-ed module or overseas studies.
The former being unthinkable, the latter being unimaginable.
In any case, I really should get my butt down to studying.

Maybe I'll try later, or maybe over the weekends.
But damn.................. sian....

How?

Of Muscle, Mysticality and Moxie...

Of Muscle, Mysticality and Moxie...

Muscle:

Strength needed to fight the demons as we embark on the final leg of our quest to obtain the Graduation Set = Hat of Graduation + Robe of Graduation(+100 to all stats, 10 adventures per day when equipped)

Mysticality:

The magic in us that enables us to crap our way through exam papers. The higher your mysticality, the better you can bull-sh*t.

Moxie:

Slippery as eels we should be, to siam the arrows should we falter in our quest.

Damn.... think I playing too much KOL...

Its been 1 week, and 1 month...

Its been 1 week, and 1 month...

It's been a week since I've last posted.
I never bruff one, I got check.

So many things have happened, and yet, so little has been done.
My essay for example.
I just seem to have lost steam after the initial 2 essays, and thus the procrastination sets in again.
Almost a week overdue and I'm hoping like mad the tutor accepts it out of the kindness of his heart.
If not, I'm definitely quite screwed for that module...

It's been more than a month since I've said goodbye to my singlehood.
I must admit, it's quite a marked change from my previous form of existence.
But I'm happy with this change, yet at the same time, still trying to come to terms with it.
What a contradiction huh....

Nuffin much to be said today... till next time then.

Sigh...

Sigh...

Most things that can go wrong today went wrong.

1. Woke up at 730 by a wake up call from the missus. Fell back to sleep only to wake 3 1/2 hours later.

2. Because of 1. I wasn't able to start on my essay earlier.

3. Started to hear weird sounds coming from the left side of my car halfway to school when it was too late to turn back thus leading to 8.

4. Went to print Snake's essay in the library only to find that the lone available computer was not able to read thumb drive.

5. Borrowed Guanjie's cashcard only to find that I needed $0.04 more to print the damn thing thus leading to me having to top up the cashcard and wasting precious time.

6. Got whacked into submission in KOL by the Bat King. Or King Bat. Whatever.

7. Misplaced wallet therefore had to look for it.

8. Weird sound in the car getting SUPER LOUD after picking up the missus and realising that the motorcyclist that was gesturing frantically(he kept pointing to the left side of my car, I thought he had a problem, she thinks that he's trying to ask me to keep to the left lane cos I was driving around in the expressway at quite a, erm, not too fast speed?) to my deflated tyre.

9. Because of 8. I had to leave the car in school and hailed a cab to Suntec instead.

9. Went to the Loof, wanted to pee, and realised that the guys need to queue for the toilet too.

10. On the way back realised that XW didn't drive therefore had to cab again.

11. After sending the ladies back went back to the car and realised(to our horror and amusement) that my car DOES NOT HAVE a spare tyre.

12. Called the BMW Emergency Service line only to find out that they do not provide servicing to Mini anymore, got directed to a guy sounding as sleepy as Snake(when I call him at 2 every afternoon) and found out that Mini service does not provide changing of tires since they do not carry any spares. WTF.

13. Cabbed for the 3rd time today since I have to leave the car in school to wait for the tow truck to come in the next day.

14. Came back home and realised that I have neither the mood nor the energy to finish up my essay.

Sigh................

Although there were some good things that came out of today, like how I managed to sort out the important stuff from the books that were borrowed, meeting up with the missus, hanging out with the guys at Loof, arranging for ball the next day, and realised that the veggie-ed in house journalist may look like an Ah Beng but he's a true bruder indeed.

Well, there's always some silver linings in the cloud......

Sigh...

Sigh...

Most things that can go wrong today went wrong.

1. Woke up at 730 by a wake up call from the missus. Fell back to sleep only to wake 3 1/2 hours later.

2. Because of 1. I wasn't able to start on my essay earlier.

3. Started to hear weird sounds coming from the left side of my car halfway to school when it was too late to turn back thus leading to 8.

4. Went to print Snake's essay in the library only to find that the lone available computer was not able to read thumb drive.

5. Borrowed Guanjie's cashcard only to find that I needed $0.04 more to print the damn thing thus leading to me having to top up the cashcard and wasting precious time.

6. Got whacked into submission in KOL by the Bat King. Or King Bat. Whatever.

7. Misplaced wallet therefore had to look for it.

8. Weird sound in the car getting SUPER LOUD after picking up the missus and realising that the motorcyclist that was gesturing frantically(he kept pointing to the left side of my car, I thought he had a problem, she thinks that he's trying to ask me to keep to the left lane cos I was driving around in the expressway at quite a, erm, not too fast speed?) to my deflated tyre.

9. Because of 8. I had to leave the car in school and hailed a cab to Suntec instead.

9. Went to the Loof, wanted to pee, and realised that the guys need to queue for the toilet too.

10. On the way back realised that XW didn't drive therefore had to cab again.

11. After sending the ladies back went back to the car and realised(to our horror and amusement) that my car DOES NOT HAVE a spare tyre.

12. Called the BMW Emergency Service line only to find out that they do not provide servicing to Mini anymore, got directed to a guy sounding as sleepy as Snake(when I call him at 2 every afternoon) and found out that Mini service does not provide changing of tires since they do not carry any spares. WTF.

13. Cabbed for the 3rd time today since I have to leave the car in school to wait for the tow truck to come in the next day.

I should be doing...

I should be doing...

My essay instead of blogging.

But then again, I'm having a break(one of the many I have taken in the course of finishing this damn essay).

Writing a damn travelogue at the beginning sounded like a good deal.
Too good to be true indeed.
But now, only now then I realised the agony of trying to write something which I should've blogged months ago(thus saving myself the agony) and having no particular structure at all.
Maybe there is a structure to writing the damn shit, but as of now, I can't really figure that out and I don't really give a flyin f**k as usual.

Oh the bright side, at least there's soccer to keep me company...

I need my roccos and my bulls to keep me awake... :(

Was it something I didn't say...

Was it something I didn't say...

Once again I was rendered speechless.
Was it something I didn't say?
Or was it something that I didn't do....

1 down, but oh yah, 3 more to go...

1 down, but oh yah, 3 more to go...

Finally handed in my Sports and History essay today.
Wait. Yesterday. Afternoon. After I woke up at the insanely late 2-something in the afternoon(and only because my bro was about to break the door down from his incessant pounding) and ran a final spell check on it.
But its in.
So its 1 down.

With 3 more essays to do.
Wait. 2.
Cos 1 of them is a travelogue. Song Bo???

Some notable stuff that happened these few days:

-- Attending the forum that was organised by our 'dear' PS department regarding issues like the General Elections, PAP, the Opposition, so on and so forth. Can't be bothered to type them all out. But I do learn some stuff from attending the damn forum. Which are...

1. If your tutor tells you that you can get a 1% grade for attending any thing. He/She is lying. Unless you can set up a booth with a flashing, neon lighted signboard proclaiming loudly that students from this module PS**** please report here to sign and verify your existence. Best if can fingerprint so that there is a confirmation that you are physically there. If not, don't bother.

2. We all love to make complaints about the gahment, but seriously, what is the alternative? I for one have no idea...

3. For Q&A session, state at the beginning that question means 1. Anything more than 1 = QUESTIONS. And yesh, there will be cockanathans who try to test water and say, my QUESTION has 4 parts..... Lan Par!!! If your questions have 4 parts it is not A QUESTION liao. It is 4 QUESTIONS.

4. If you are not from a faculty that is renowed for good english, save yourself, the faculty, the university, your family and the gahment from embarassment. Sit down and shut the f**k up. Cos no one will understand what you say and you will take a f**king long time to say it. By then you not only malu-ed(ie: make a fool) yourself, but also proved that your faculty is not renowed for good english, disgraced the university in front of 'esteemed' guests, made your family want to disown you and is a slap in the gahment's face for spending so much money on Speak Good Enga-lish Campaign and still have failures like you.

5. If your question is irrelevant. Save us the time and shut the f**k up. We don't need to know.

6. By speaking in accent-ed Enga-lish will not endear you to the voters. I do not need to know where the f**k you went to 'acquire' that accent and I'm sure there'll be people who think likewise. Please remember, you're trying to contest for a seat in the SINGAPORE gahment. Not some ANG MOH gahment.

Ok, too much about this damn forum liao, moving on...

-- Stoning at the Suntec fountain, going down to the insanely huge fountain to 'make a wish', touring Marina Square. Oh, and taking pictures.

-- Spending the night over at the Snake's lair only to get chased out of his room, suan-ed by his youngest sis, attempt to do the essay only to find that my partner-in-crime fell asleep and best of all, opening up a mail at 9am to find that the tutor extended the deadline. KNNBCCB!!! But at least I got a sleeping princess to accompany me. :)

-- Meeting the guys(some of them) for soccer watching session at the Snake's lair. Never fail to bring a smile to my face. Nuff' said.

-- Manchester United 2 - Bolton 1. Lead cut to 7 points with a visit to Stamford Bridge. Shiok...

-- Soccer session tomorrow, later I mean.