Bliss...

Bliss...

bliss ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bls)n.

Extreme happiness; ecstasy.
The ecstasy of salvation; spiritual joy.

or

The feeling one gets when you wake up beside the one you love, sans the late night essay hammering session(read: what lim bei is doing now...)

Goodnight my sleeping princess... (though technically its morning now)

PS: Shucks... I'm still stuck at my introduction for my Sports and History essay. Nicht gut.

10 Things I've learnt after watching "The Hills have Eyes"

10 Things I've learnt after watching "The Hills have Eyes"

Was deciding on what show to watch with the missus 2 days back. Wait. Yah. 2 days. Since its technical Sat now.
Anyway, was deciding on what show to catch at Lido on a lazy Thursday afternoon and the choice for that day?

The Hills have Eyes. *the poster read: The lucky ones die first(or something like that...)

And at the end of the show, here's some lessons I've learnt...

10 Things I've learnt after watching "The Hills have Eyes"

1. If someone at a damn lok kok(ie: run-down) gas station and that someone looks kinda sleazy, filthy and erm... generally those kind of people that can't be trusted, do not. And I repeat. DO NOT gay kiang(ie: act smart) and listen to them telling you of a 'shortcut' that cuts through some mountain or desert or some shit that is not on the map. There's a reason why that certain path is not on the map.

2. If you are stranded in the middle of nowhere, STICK TOGETHER. Don't one person go here, the other person go there. Skali someone/something wanna kill you all, they save the extra step of planning how to pick you all off one by one since the group is really dispersed. Unity is strength leh...

3. Pack guns when you travel(provided its legal lah). You won't know when they're gonna come in handy.

4. Even if you are running for your life, at least check out the car to see if there's anyone in the backseat. Cos by the time you find out, its only cos you are locked in the car with someone breathing down your neck. Literally.

5. Even if there is a diversion outside(ie: someone is getting burnt on a stake), do a check of your immediate surroundings(ie: the caravan that you are in) to make sure that everyone and everything is in place and that there are no intruders. No point rushing to the diversion only to leave your backside unguarded.

6. When you want to chop someone's head off. JUST DO IT. Don't action action what use the axe to brush his/her hair, beh deh beh deh(another term for action action) take a few mock swings. SAVE IT. You're just giving the intended victim time to formulate plan/regain energy etc etc. And in the end, you are probably gonna be the headless bugger.

7. Some things are invincible. Like spectacles for example. Put these specs on me, I give 1x good and solid header, the damn specs will fly halfway to China. Put these specs on the guy in the movie and they will stick to the head even if the bugger is thrown THROUGH a wall.

8. No matter how much blood you lose in the show, you can and WILL still be able to carry on moving.

9. Don't toe poke someone you shot and assume he/she is dead. Shoot the bugger in the head, then you no need to toe poke liao, cos CONFIRM die one. Oh, and carry your gun with you at ALL TIMES. Leaving it beside a body whose head is still intact and your only 'confirmation' of his/her death is by the toe-poke method. You never know when the 'body' will get up and point the gun at you.

10. Have a dog. A big scary one. That way, you can save on ammo since your pet will more than able to help you finish off some of them. On second thoughts, have something like a lion or a tiger as a pet instead. More sense of security.

And here you go. Lessons for me and everyone bored enough to read to the end of this post.

PS: Don't watch the damn show unless you are feeling rich and in the mood for blood and gory.

PPS: Some spoilers revealed. Wahahahahaahahhaha!!! Song Bo?!?!?!?!

And so...

And so...

In the beginning there was only the rogue in the dusty robes.
Along the road he walked on,
thorugh different places,
meeting different people.
He made some friends,
and some enemies in the process too.
But all the time, he was a lone figure with his trusty steed, his chipped sword and his dusty robes.

And then one day,
a princess came along.
They got along fine,
and decided to walk the road together.
But it was not all fun and gay.
For the rogue sometimes forgot,
to wait for the tired princess,
to keep their steps in tandem,
to ask her if she needed a rest,
to cheer her up,
to warn her of the potholes on the road,
to talk to her,
to do so much more.
This saddened the princess,
and confounded the rogue.

"I must learn to cope with someone in my life, and that I shouldn't be responsible for myself only..."
The rogue realised this.

And so...

I will too.

10 Things I learnt after watching "Brokeback Mountain"

10 Things I learnt after watching "Brokeback Mountain"

Finally caught the show last thurs, but since the lappy is still in the hands of god-knows-who, I have to bid my time for a session at the bro's PC to hammer out this post.

Sigh...

Anyway, wasn't intending to catch the show initially since those who watched it told me to be wary of the gay overtures that might erm.. freak me out?

But still, since it was a show that I was supposed to catch with the missus and the timing seemed right, I thought to myself, why not?

Plus must watch the damn show to see why can win awards.

Enough talk, let's move on the the lessons proper...

10 Things I learnt after watching "Brokeback Mountain"

1. Some films do mean what the title imply. Like "Brokeback Mountain" (BM). The film is named thus, they will show you freaking shots of the damn mountain so fierce looking you know you'll break your back should you fall. Films like "Fullmetal Jacket" got show you a jacket made of metal or not? No right?!?!?

2. If you get sick of something, like beans for example, the next grocery trip will result in having ALL the food being displaced. All except BEANS.

3. If you wanna change shift with somebody, all you need to do is HINT. If the person don't gettit, then no point lah, he won't change shift with you anyway.

4. 2 lonely guys getting drunk is NOT good. Especially if both are stuck at the top of the mountain with howling winds and the only shelter is a tent no bigger than the toilet in my house. Can't exactly blame them if they go at it like rabbits to 'keep warm'.

5. If you are having a somewhat deviant relationship with a member of the same sex. Please do not indulge in PDA(Public Display of Affection). People WILL and can see. Especially not in an age where the punishment for this kind of behaviour is death from the loss of blood. By lasso-ing the erm, stick and 2 bits and pulling them off?

6. With regards to 5. Do not. And I repeat. DO NOT. PDA just outside your house. KNN lah, no scared of the wife must think of the children leh, not scared they get scarred mentally for life meh...

7. If you wanna have an affair and use fishing as an example, at least buy a fish back or something. No. At least OPEN up the damn box and see if there's anything inside or not, if not, then can take out the damn price tag also leh...

8. If someone tells you an accident so bizarre and full of cock. It's probably not true.

9. Both Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't seem to age in the show. Their poor wives do though.

10. I am actually quite disturbed when I see erm certain kind of kissing scenes.

Well, that's all folks.
Will be back when I get either my lappy back,
or when my bros get their arses back to camp.

These are the days...

These are the days...

When you just don't feel like giving a flying f**k cos everything is just so freaking messed up.

But these are the days when I just need to hear your voice, to drown out the rest of the noise...

Erm...

Erm...

Dunno where to start.
How to start.

But now I know I am blessed.

Pardon me for losing the ability to blog coherently now.

But all will be revealed in good time...

Of we, and we all.

Of we, and we all.

Once again, it is the eve of an Arts Club Project.
I find it quite ironic that no matter how many times I say that it is the last time, the next project will roll along, with me in it.

Arena 2006.
Live your dreams.

Living it tomorrow.
Today in fact, in just a few hours' time...

Maybe Steben was right in one thing afterall,
about the rushing to get everything done, the frantic shuffling of feet, the relentless calls and sms-es, the this and that.
All these only serve to remind us of the good ole' days of preparing for FOP 05.
Maybe I'm just addicted to the rush when we all manage to get everything in order before we start of the project, and the rush when we all manage to pull off a surprise at the end of the project.
Haha...

Here's to wishing that Arena will go on smoothly...

Of dinner, of movie, of lunch, of Breeko, of swings, of Holland V, of Mac, of Toa Payoh, of supper, of ice cream, of Hagen Daaz, of town, of car searching...

Of we.
And the things we did.
Really enjoyed them.
Thank you, Madm Boo Nothing Lah. :)

And these days,
Everything and anything.
Was.
Of we,
and
We all.

PS: To those who have tried to call me out these few days, sorry been busy. Will meet up with you buggers again. Soon. I think...

Of the Sun, the Sea, Sentosa on Saturday and Soccer on Sunday...

Of the Sun, the Sea, Sentosa on Saturday and Soccer on Sunday...

Realised that some habits are really hard to kick.
I still have the habit of posting late.
Hahahahaaha~~~

Was at good ole' Sentosa on Saturday.
The culprits were me, Beng, Diana, Giang, Ivan, Nings, Steven and Yan yan.
Luke came late, Ivan Kwan even later.

So what was there?
Beach Volleyball competition,
Beauty pageant(though I must say, some of the gals who joined the volleyball competition more chio...),
Babes,
Bikinis,
Balls.

We played ball in the sea, smoked by the sea, and walked along the sea.
Got burnt by the sun in the process though.
Result: No nice tan and flaky skin, so I cannot even begin to imagine how the f**k I am going to do my marketing presentation this thurs.

Some of them left early, leaving me, giang, ii, ik, and luke to fend for ourselves.
Some of us went sun tanning, some went to pick coral, some went for a swim while the lucky ones get to play ball with gals.
Finally left the place around 7 plus.

Marina South.
Carl's Junior.
Friggin' big burgers.
And oh, plans and ideas to watch our diet.

Then met up with Ed.
Went for a short tour at the DIY shop, did a bit of upskirt chasing, ended up with him buying Chocolate Chip Muffin while ogling at some other 'muffins'.

Then met up with Xw.
Went over the the Esplanade to check out his friends, did a bit of gal watching while attempting to listen to the gig by "Ugly in the Morning", ended up with both me and Ed having a 'romantic' time at rooftop garden.

Then met up with Goose and Berd at the Snake's coffeeshop for the Arse-nal Fool-ham game.
Which made me lose my balls for a moment cos of some misunderstanding over my captaincy of a certain RVN in a certain game. Those who know will know.
Berd broke the announcement to Xw and Ed that night, since Xw won't be joining us at soccer.
Took a long time for da Anaconda to spill the beans.

And then finally, we got home.

Overslept for the match the next day.
More details can be found here.

Spent the rest of my Sunday sleeping and applying lotion to soothe the damn sunburnt.

And I guess that was the most striking legacy of this weekend.
Nabei...

10 Things I've learnt after watching "Underworld: Evolution"

10 Things I've learnt after watching "Underworld: Evolution"

Long overdue post.
Not that long actually, since it was supposed to be up on Thursday night.
But hey, its up, so its up.

No?

Anyway, here goes:

10 Things I've learnt after watching "Underworld: Evolution"

1. If someone of a higher rank tells you that they are not going to hurt your relative. They will. And they will use their rank to make you shut the f**k up.

2. If you are embarking on a mad scheme to murder a master vampire who is like 10,589 times stronger than you, double check that he/she is a free frag first. Don't ASSUME that the bugger is sleeping in his coffin when there is a cock-dead, bleeding body just above the damn coffin. The blood can flow in and rejuvenate him/her leh....

3. If someone(a vampire preferably) tells you that you should drink blood and not eat normal food, and you kena-ed bitten by a vampire. Listen to that person. No point wasting money on the famn food, gorge yourself, and proceed to have violent reactions and puke everything out. In the end you waste $ then still have to drink blood, so a bit no point right...

4. If you are chasing someone who can jump OVER a car, get shot and still continues to run, then stop the pursuit and go drink kopi and have a smoke. Since you won't be able to capture him anyway.

5. It takes around 3 vampires on average to kick the shit out of 1 lycan(werewold) but if you are the lead actress, you just need a knife roughly the same size as Berd's Anaconda (roughly lah..). Oh, and remember that a good solid throw at a rampaging lycan with the stick of a knife can do the trick liao.

6. If your former master comes to you for information. Save yourself the trouble, the time and the pain and give him what he needs. Don't act blur. No use one.

7. Positioning is very important. Especially in a 1v1 Death-match. Try standing with your back facing spinning copter blades and see if you will suvive. The answer is NO. You will DIE COCK STANDING.

8. Bad guys never gets trapped in a movie. Example: Falling door will be jammed by a bunch of rocks that will HAPPEN to be there to ensure a slit or something for the abovementioned villian to find a way out and carry on his devious plan.

9. Hybrids are powerful and somewhat invincible. Don't belive? Gohan in Drangonball Z is a mix between Saiya and Human. Strong or not? The Urah-Hais(dunno how the f**k to spell it) in LOTR a mix between orcs and somethings, also damn solid. Ah, one more. Blade. Mx of vampire and human. Strong or not?

10. Kate Beckinsale looks good in and out of leather. Period.

And that's all for today folks.
Till the next time,
and the next movie.

These days....

These days...

Lappy's down, still have'nt got the time nor the mood to get it fixed.
Quite a few pics in the camera that I should upload.

Of Dota gang.
Of Ning's Birthday Celebration.
Of the Hae Mee(Prawn Mee) outing today.

And if I'm lucky and Lady Boss decide to send me the pics,
Of KTV session.

Much to write about... but it just doesn't feel that right hammering out one's thoughts on another PC.
It just feels funny lah.

But shall leave ye all with a memorable comment that my PS tutor made during tutorial.

Tutor: This XXX guy ah, RAMMING his mistress every night! No wonder you see his neck is like down to his collar!
(telling the whole class)

*names are undisclosed for fear of lim bei getting either sued/whallop-ed/hauled up for kopi/all all of the above.

Till next time...