Kelong with the Bitches...

It was an idea conceived months ago.
How and why it came about is beyond my capacity to recall.
All I know is, we realized that it was a rather overdue trip that we should have, and if not now, then when?


Hence, the birth of a new saga.
A saga that will see us travel through stony bridges, bumpy dirt roads and heaving seas, just to reach the promised land.

But who are we?


We, are the BITCHES.....


I give you, in alphabetical order, the Bitches of the sea.....


First up, we have....

Beng aka CWB (Catan Winning Bitch)

Giang aka SSRRB (Sly Slutty Rich Rude Bitch)

Iban aka TUB (The Ultimate Bitch)

Kevin Wee aka CB (erm.... Conquering Bitch)

Sining aka MB (MTV Bitch)

Timmy aka FB (Fat Bitch)

Yz aka FPB (Failed Planning Bitch)

So where were we?

Hotboys Kelong....

The gathering of the bitches.
Ah Wee was somewhere settling admin stuff (for the first time!).

Posers....

A game of UNO before lunch.
Best quotes of the game were from Yz the FPB.....

Yz: "I have a plan for winning..."
Minutes after Nings won...

Yz: "I have a plan to not be the last.."
Minutes after everyone else UNO-ed....

Yz: "NO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

GG no RE.

While waiting for lunch to be ready, here's what some of us did:

Them lazy buggers.
The only reason why Yz woke up for lunch was the comment by Ah Wee.

"Eh, if Yz is not waking up for lunch I'll eat his share!"

Seconds later, we heard a flurry of movement.
Next thing we know, the FPB was seated at the lunch table, citing "I'll never let him(Ah Wee) eat my share!" as the main motivation for lunching.

Iban the TUB was not in the least affected by the threat of us coveting his share of lunch.
Lazy indeed.

Our very first attempt at a spot of fishing before lunch.
CB managed to hook 2 fishes.

A short nap after lunch ensured the path to obesity for some of us,
while individuals like me just rested our body mind and soul...

Next activity that the bitches undertook:
Island Hopping!
*Though in truth, we visited a lone island, with the boat parked in a pier halfway from our final destination, traversed through a path littered with landmines(ie: SHIT) and have to sometimes endure erratic behaviour from some of the bitches.
Behaviour such as this:

Making totally no sense in posing for this.
*Although I must credit myself for persuading the 2 of them to conjure up something like this...

Shots at the beach.

MTV-ish shot i might say.
Though Yz spoilt the picture by indulging in what seems to be his favourite activity nowadays.
Hogging the limelight by posing in the weirdest way possible.

Seeing that there wasn't much to do after dinner, and we have absolutely no interest in diving or fishing in inky black darkness... we moved to....

Our new favourite game: Settlers of Catan!

Our evergreen group game: Quelf!

Scenes of the various forfeits and actions as dictated by Quelf.

The pseudo-Fisherman.
Who keeps getting his line entangled, hook getting stuck somewhere somehow, line cannot be reeled in... the list goes on...

Parting shots of the toilet that goes nowhere but straight down into the ocean....

Home sweet home.
Not to forget a round of shaker fries to satisfy the cravings.
Honestly, I have no idea how or when it started, but just hours before heading home, we were afflicted by an overwhelming urge to have shaker fries.....

Blistering Barnacles!
Goodbye Hotboys Kelong!